Who am I?

The funny thing is, I would have tested out Republican 15 years ago, when I was still voting Democrat!

You Are 72% Republican

You have a good deal of elephant running through your blood, and you’re proud to be conservative. You don’t fit every Republican stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Republican party.

How Republican Are You?

Likewise, 15 years ago, I would have failed the Democrat test, just as I did this time.

You Are 20% Democrat

If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it’s by sheer chance. You’re a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!

How Democrat Are You?

The tests are meant to be jokes, by the way, but it was funny to me that the only thing I have in common with Democrats is expensive tastes: Much as I love Safeway and Target, I also spend way too much time in Whole Foods and Trader Joes. (The last, actually, is a cheap place to shop, which is why I love it, but it doesn’t seem to attract the Wal-Mart crowd.)