Dreams vs. reality

My dream:

Me: Jump!

Others in my household: How high?

My reality:

Me: Jump!

Others in my household: I can’t hear you. Okay, I heard you, but why should I jump just because you told me to? I don’t want to jump. Jumping is stupid. I hate it when you make me jump. Nobody else has to jump. If you make me jump, I’m going to do a really, really bad job, so you never even think about asking me to jump again.