This is why we love Jonah Goldberg

To anyone who thinks about it, everything Goldberg says is true and obvious, but people don’t think about these things, and he writes so beautifully:

Ever since the primaries, Democrats have been promising to be “agents of change” (which kind of sounds like a brand of James Bond villain; watch out — he’s an agent of C*H*A*N*G*E). It’s a weird quirk of our television-soaked culture that we think change is a good in and of itself. The phrase “change the channel” is a ubiquitous explanation for voters’ desire to be done with President Bush. Fair enough, but change has no moral content. Winning the lottery is change, and so is catching a ball peen hammer to the bridge of your nose. The desire for change for change’s sake is the stuff of children and attention-deficit disorder.

Speaking of children, the national obsession with the “youth vote” is one of the great embarrassments of deliberative democracy. Why is the participation of youth so vital? According to “youth activists” themselves, it’s because they bring so much “passion” to politics. Passion, again, is not necessarily a good thing. Mobs and small children are passionate. There was a time when voting was supposed to be a matter for sober, mature reflection. Now it’s more like a fashion statement. “In America,” remarked Oscar Wilde long ago, “the young are always ready to give those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.” The only difference now is they get to vote.